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Joke of the Day

"Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable"

"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."

"Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye"

"What does an Australian chemist call is bro? Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong"

"How do you say brassiere in German? Keepemfromfloppin"

"I was gonna make a joke about butts Butt fuck it."

"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"Did you hear about the short psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large"

"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """

"I like to write ""made you look"" on folded pieces of paper and place them under car windshield wipers in parking lots."