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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs? None, he fell."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the Doctor who fell down the well? He was taking a break at work and leaned too far over a well and fell right in! Guess he should have tended to the sick and left the well alone."
"Do not reach for the stars. They are hot gas, and will give you bad burns."
"Most women turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out for women turning"
"I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar. Now the ladies call me a pickup artist."
"What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once? A trifle!"
"I play a song, nobody likes it. One week later, every cunt likes it."
"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."
"Why are there no cats in Germany? Because they have nein lives."
"A Man Is Reading An r/Jokes Post... ""Heh heh, that's pretty humorous... ...Just like my arm bone."""