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Joke of the Day
"Found out my ""girlfriend"" had a penis, so I broke it off ."
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"What do you call a pepper on a string that comes back to you? A Jalapenyo-yo"
"what's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."
"What does a blood learn in kindergarten? His abb's"
"What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A chairy."
"every time i read ROFL I hear scooby doo trying to say waffle"
"Why did the old man throw the matress out the window? Dementia"
"Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse"
"LPT: If you're trying to get over a crush just imagine them taking the wettest dump ever. Unless, of course, you're into that kind of shit."
"oh the aliens aren't speaking to us right now because idk they're pissed that we flaked out on that pyramid project they started or whatever"