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Joke of the Day
"What does a blood learn in kindergarten? His abb's"
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"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""
"Bill Clinton said Hillary is clearly the best choice for president... He knows for a fact there is no chance she'll blow it."
"Why will there never be an Asian president? Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing."
"[First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know? <Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>"
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"
"Never take a cows job for granted: It's outstanding in its field."
"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !"
"What did the cannibalistic lion do? Swallow his pride."