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Joke of the Day
"every time i read ROFL I hear scooby doo trying to say waffle"
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"The USB port on this cat doesn't work."
"Why do engineering majors refer to themselves ""engineers""? You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas"
"As we develop robots, we should make them out of pretzels or cotton candy that way if they become self aware we could just eat them"
"Hey girl you must be a Charmander... cause yo tail end is *fire*."
"What lottery did the broom win? The sweepstakes."
"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."
"School Jokes The mother says to her daughter, ""Did you enjoy your first at school?"" The daughter answers, ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"""
"What do you call a bear that's not drunk? So-Bear!"
"if you ever wanna impress a girl just bring a baby on your date and then basically just outperform the baby at everything it's really easy"