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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pepper on a string that comes back to you? A Jalapenyo-yo"
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"The past, present and future walk in to a bar... It was tense."
"What did one asbestos tile say to the other asbestos tile? Your my asbestos friend"
"whats a frogs favorite type of metal joining practice? A rivet"
"Is that placebo working for you? Well, now that you mention it, no."
"My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched."
"Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse."
"""Oh no. This sucks. I'm gonna put it in a movie."" - hundreds of directors while watching 9/11, apparently"
"So I asked my uncle how he felt about the Ducks this season He replies ""I finally know what it feels like to be a Beaver fan."""
"Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup"