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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse"

"Santa keeps his suits in the clauset."

"Just saw a black guy in Connecticut. Played it cool, though. Only got my picture taken with him twice."

"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend."

"I'd hate to give a speech to nudists because I'd be nervous and then I'd have to imagine them without their skin on and skeletons are scary."

"What's the difference between the average person and a feminist? About 200 pounds."

"I'm not very good with DIY. A pile of books fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame :-("

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."