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Joke of the Day
"If a quiz is quizical, what is a test ? Title."
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"I think I just figured out the name of the modern day Thieves Guild. EA"
"What do you call an Asian driveby? Cap-a-chino"
"""Look who comes crawling back to apologize."" ""I am so sorry, can I please have my wheelchair back now?"""
"[freezing huddled around fire] Dont worry I brought blankets to keep us warm *throws blankets on fire* that should last a good half hour"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? [NSFW] The rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, and the hooker says Any cock will do!"
"Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again. Together, they can make America a great hole."
"From Neil Gaiman's ""Sandman"" A woman is crying on the street: ""HELP! I've been reaped!"" ""You mean raped?"" asked a man. ""No! he used a scythe!"""
"Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point."
"What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole."