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Joke of the Day

"Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again. Together, they can make America a great hole."

"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"

"Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties."

"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."

"Ethics of the police"

"Damn girl, are you french? Cause madayuum"

"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"

"What's the difference between a baby shower and a bukkake? Nothing."

"No trees were killed to send this tweet, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced."

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."