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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? [NSFW] The rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, and the hooker says Any cock will do!"

"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"

"My wife doesn't like me to shave my face for the same reason I like her to shave her pussy She says it makes me look like a 12 year old."

"An essay is like a girl's skirt... It should be long enough to cover the important parts, but short enough to still be interesting."

"A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads... Sandwich: $5.00 Handjob: $10.00 Repost a joke the next day: 1500 up votes Now, please, wash your hands and make me a sandwich."

"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"

"I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme."

"Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? Because she was in the non-friction section."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free. You racist!"

"My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday... and told me ""My God, your penis is huge!"" I replied, ""You're pulling my leg!"""