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Joke of the Day

"Yes I get laid because I'm an illusionist. But I don't use ""magic"" or ""tricks"" on women. They respect my skills & choose to make love with m"

"What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest? Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room."

"Yo mama's so dumb she bought WinRar."

"What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers."

"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."

"A step-by-step guide: How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"

"Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done."

"ProTip: Make sure heated seats are off before putting your purse on them...lipstick melts."

"""If only she had a more expensive purse, THEN she'd be hot."" - no guy ever"

"What do you call it when someone steals an idea r/Jokes"