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Joke of the Day
"ProTip: Make sure heated seats are off before putting your purse on them...lipstick melts."
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"A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before."
"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a snail trail"
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree? Camembert!"
"Anybody know where I can get a Game of Thrones Valentine's day card? It's for my sister."
"Love every corner They said you will find love in every corner. I must say my life is in a circle"
"""I need to get laid man!""nn- eggs (in the chicken)"
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age..... The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym."
"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."