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"How many communists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right."
"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."
"My wife told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt So I punched her in the face and fucked her twice. Har har har"
"The doctor said I have Matchbox 20/20 vision . . . Typical RobThomatrist."
"Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist"
"To screw in a light bulb, how many Yodas does it take?"
"A piece of toast and an egg walk in to a bar.... The bartender goes, ""Hey! Woah! Nuh uh. We don't service breakfast here!"""
"A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar.... Dude says ""Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"" T-Rex says ""Sorry dude, I'm short handed"""
"I have a dream that my son will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by the size of his boat but by the motion of his ocean."