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Joke of the Day
"What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers."
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"Isn't giving fellatio... ...Just a taste of what's to come?"
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"
"Joke stolen from West Wing Why do they eat only one egg at breakfast in France? Because one egg is *un uf*."
"Which company makes the best apple cider? Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's Cider."
"What should you do when push comes to shove? Learn to read. The door says ""pull""."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at Walmart? ...it's ok, he woke up."
"Spider van Spider van How do spiders drive a van? 10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go? Get in. Get in the Spider Van."
"How do we know God likes condoms? Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure"
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"