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Joke of the Day
"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."
Next Joke
"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."
"Me: ""What's the haps, yo?"" 19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: ""I'm sorry."""
"Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied ""Well... I could have been black""."
"May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie"
"Everything is funnier... Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. *holds a giggle in* [http://minestatus.co/post.php?id=630]"
"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."
"I don't care what you think of me. James Blunt thinks I'm beautiful."
"Would everyone in the room who believes in telekinesis... Please raise my hand?"
"How does Moses make tea? Hewbrews it."