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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and comes in quarts? [NSFW] Elephants."
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"[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: ""Table for one, please."""
"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"
"I've been drinking and trying to think of a great tweet for a few hours now and here it is: FARTS"
"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"
"The police station installed ""Safe Spots"" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady."
"Stop letting your dogs piss on fire hydrants. Some of us use those for parkour."
"Would you like me to make you a hot dog? Yes, please. Poof! You're a hot dog!"
"What's a necrophiliac's favorite band? Coldplay."
"After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!"