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Joke of the Day
"What's a necrophiliac's favorite band? Coldplay."
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"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"
"There are two kinds of woman who never complain. GIFs and JPGs"
"I eat sunflower seeds because I like food but I absolutely love littering"
"I've seen such a change in myself this past year. I've really grown a lot. I need bigger pants"
"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."
"Finally finished reading the iTunes license agreement. There's a killer recipe for duck a l'orange on page 6,374."
"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."
"I bet Hitler & the guy who invented the car alarm belong to a book club together in hell."
"Sea turtles happened when god got stoned one night and wondered what would happen if a frisbee was a lizard."