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Joke of the Day

"The police station installed ""Safe Spots"" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady."

"Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went it would be Hell."

"I was given a recipe book for roadkill recently I collected some roadkill and followed the recipe. It tasted good but I have no idea what to do with his bike."

"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"

"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."

"Big vote today in England. If Leave wins I predict : Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium"

"What's black and never works? DECAF YOU RACIST FUCK"

"What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids"

"A man gets into an argument with his wife... ...and wins."

"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."