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Joke of the Day
"Would you like me to make you a hot dog? Yes, please. Poof! You're a hot dog!"
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"The symptoms of Ebola... ... are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea & stomach pains. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages .."
"A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless."
"I'm half-French and half-American, but I know my heart is American, do you know why? Because if it were French it would stop working!"
"Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus"
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" and thought to myself, ""Sounds like a fair trade."""
"Just once in my life, I'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of ChapStick."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."
"Part time lover Is any benefit of part time lover. Scheduled time for any"
"[beach] [a foot washes up] [next, a boot] [I combine them] [more parts arrive] [I keep building] [I stand back] ME: Oh no..you?! HITLER: Yep"