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Joke of the Day
"Being old is like being in prison... It hurts to bend over."
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"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week."
"A woman at Wal-mart said she was better than me. I told her to get off her high scooter."
"My daughter demanded she be treated like a princess... so I married her off to secure an alliance with the French."
"A three legged dog Walks into a bar, sits down and says im looking for the man that shot my paw."
"How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one the moulting season !"
"Why are black people so fast? Because all of the slow ones are in jail."
"I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert."
"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"
"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."