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Joke of the Day
"How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one the moulting season !"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !"
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole. :("
"If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts."
"I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?"
"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."
"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."
"Drank too much Red Bull and puked in some bushes, now three of them are breakdancing and one is taking me hang gliding next weekend."
"Open Mike Night sounded like a lot of fun... ... Until I realized I'd been invited to an autopsy"
"Everyday I get at least 3 people who follow me and then immediately delete their accounts. proposed theory: My tweets kill people."