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Joke of the Day

"How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one the moulting season !"

"Why are gay guys the first to check out of a hotel in the morning? Because they had their shit packed the night before"

"Your mama's mouth is like a smoke house. Everyone is always hanging their meat in it."

"ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald"

"Always remember that you're someone's reason to smile.. Because you are a joke."

"I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer"""

"How to you circumcise a catholic boy? Kick the priest in the jaw!"

"(Ok don't let her know ur Jesus) Girl: Meet my dad *they shake hands* *Dad stands up from wheelchair* Dad: It's a miracle! Jesus: *facepalm*"

"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."

"I have a good friend who was retired but he needs extra $$$ so he took a job as a taxi driver. Last night, he pulled out to avoid a kid. ... and fell off the sofa."