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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain."

"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth."

"I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away"

"Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's meteor"

"Sometimes in the shower I pretend like I'm a bumblebee and just crash into the curtain a few times and die in the water."

"no actually it's called an ""african-american"" eye, bud. and i got it cause someone beat the crap out of me for being too politically correct"

"Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names."

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"My girlfriend is like ketchup. I always bang her on the table."