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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain."

"There once was a soldier named Private Acid HQ called him back. When he got to home base, he was found neutralized."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? According to my mom, my new stepdad"

"The Wikipedia's list of rape victims is incomplete... But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!"

"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."

"Limerick L is for lovable Lena, Who met a ferocious hyena; Whatever occurred I never have heard; But anyhow, L is for Lena."

"Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen"

"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."

"What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back."

"""I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!"" - Cashiers"