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Joke of the Day
"Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names."
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"""You deleted your search history. Good move. But you forgot about something..."" *cop gets all up in suspect's face* ""Targeted. Banner. Ads."""
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"
"I asked a friend if he'd eat a piece of dog crap for $1K and he asked ""From whose dog?"" I'm having a hard time accepting that as a factor."
"What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie? Decompose yourself."
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."
"Why did Mary fell from the swing ? Because she hasn't got arms !"
"Had a talk with 12. M: Do you know what a period is? 12: Yes, mom, it's the dot at the end of the sentence. M: ... 12: ... M: Good talk"
"What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot? Missile Toe"
"I just had a huge fight with my dog She's such a bitch."