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Joke of the Day

"According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture."

"Women are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped."

"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."

"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says ""Arrr... It's driving me nuts!"""

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAAAAAAAAAATAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail? He couldn't pay for Baal"

"Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? A: Help! My pocket's been picked!"

"What do 0/10 little boys enjoy? Catholic priests"

"What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre"

"Brother: Do you want to come over to see the new baby? Me: Does it have wifi?"