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Joke of the Day
"What came first...? Kid Flash or Flash's Dick?"
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"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."
"Chef Joke. What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking? Gordan Ramses"
"I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill."
"Reddit. Now a tool for the NSA."
"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."
"""I just can't control myself around you"" - Me talking to a homemade batch of cookies"
"It's a fair notion to suggest that I'm quite keen on oral contraceptives. I asked a girl to have sex with my one night. She said ""No."""
"I wanted to play Goat Simulator... ...but my PC doesn't have enough RAM."
"What's ISIS's favourite band? Koran Koran."