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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use? Frodough."
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"Hannibal Lecter tells his first victim what he is going to do to him... Victim- ""You are shitting me..."" Hannibal- ""Not yet"""
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They pushed two twins together to make a king."
"* Aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. *"
"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"
"What crime was committed against the coffee? He was mugged."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? - ""Breathe, stupid!"""
"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."
"When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia... There's a Vas Deferens."
"Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry? Because of the sand which is there."