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Joke of the Day
"What did they gay necrophiliac say about his ex-lover? ""That rotten asshole split on me again!"""
Next Joke
"Ordering a cake over the phone ""And what would you like the cake to say?"" [covers phone to ask wife] ""Honey, do we want a talking cake?"""
"When do virgin guys get some ass ? when their fingers go through the toilet paper"
"WIFE: get down here! ME: *from telephone wire* I'm with my friends WIFE: why are u wearing fake wings? ME: *to bird next to me* they're real"
"What is the Pope's favorite breakfast? Eggs Benediction."
"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."
"Genius move, Romeo & Juliet, for killing yourselves instead of getting married and spending the rest your lives wanting to kill each other."
"I wonder what appeared over Thomas Edison's head when he got the idea for the light bulb..."
"What did God say when he made the first black guy? ...Oops I burned one!"
"Are you an elixir? Because you made my PP go up."