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Joke of the Day
"When do virgin guys get some ass ? when their fingers go through the toilet paper"
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"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"
"Rabbits... Rabbits bang like there's no fucking tomorrow."
"If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom"
"CAT VAMPIRE: let me in! ME: ok CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! now I will suck your bl- ME: *closes door* CAT VAMPIRE: ... CAT VAMPIRE: let me out"
"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan."
"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."
"Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email."