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Joke of the Day
"What is the Pope's favorite breakfast? Eggs Benediction."
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"Physics joke Yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2"
"Why is one thousand million billion trillion so bad? It's very naughty"
"You don't have to be Crazy to be my friend!........But it sure helps!"
"So a guy walks into a cow Moo"
"Every mile you jog adds 1 minute to your life, so when you're 85 you can spend an extra 5 months in a nursing home at $8,000 per month."
"When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, ""A very good doctor""."
"What do you call two lesbians in a fist fight? A Muffle Ruffle."
"What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500."
"At one time I had majority ownership shares in the UK top BBQ company. Somedays I wish I never sold my stake."