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Joke of the Day

"Are you an elixir? Because you made my PP go up."

"What's the difference between a elephant and a banana?"

"I'm really good at fighting.... I won my last fight by 100 metres"

"Want to buy a pocket computer? No thanks I already know how many pockets I've got."

"Winter is like your boyfriend... you know it's coming soon but you want it to hold off for as long as possible"

"some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels"

"Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you."

"My gf won't get the remote that's in the other room, but if my wallet was at the bottom of an ocean she'd be shopping already."

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Long John silvers"