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Joke of the Day
"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a potato."
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"Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man."
"A bunch of Jewish folks walk into a bar... Mitzva and celebrate Oscar's thirteenth bithday."
"A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct."
"Deez Nutz GOTEM!"
"I called my wife a hoe... Hey, she's good at gardening."
"What is the name of the charity organization that kills 90% of all of its ""rescues""? Make a Wish Foundation"
"be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To shout and scream at a gentleman who held the door for a lady."
"Why isn't the word gangster pronounced [Jang-ster]? Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'"