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Joke of the Day
"What does a man with one leg wear to the beach? Flop."
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"If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life."
"""Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people."" -my cat"
"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""
"If we take a shower together and sing... Then we can do it while we duet"
"Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? Laid the same egg 44 times!"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass"
"Breaking Bad is a horrible influence, making terrible things seem cool. Next thing you know, kids will want to start using flip phones."
"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."
"GF (from 2nd floor window): either the trampoline goes or I go! ME: It ... was ... nice ... knowing ... you"