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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of the charity organization that kills 90% of all of its ""rescues""? Make a Wish Foundation"

"A joke I just made... ""I just invented a new word... plagiarism"""

"children are cool because they're the perfect height for me to fart directly into their mouths without having to really exert myself"

"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."

"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"

"There are three kinds of people in this world.... Ones that can count and ones that can't"

"I don't know why they run marathons in Germany.... They have a history of not finishing races."

"For Christmas last year I got a sweater. This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter."

"I like my science like I like my penises: hard."

"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."