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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of the charity organization that kills 90% of all of its ""rescues""? Make a Wish Foundation"

Next Joke
 
"A joke I just made... ""I just invented a new word... plagiarism"""
"children are cool because they're the perfect height for me to fart directly into their mouths without having to really exert myself"
"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."
"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"
"There are three kinds of people in this world.... Ones that can count and ones that can't"
"I don't know why they run marathons in Germany.... They have a history of not finishing races."
"For Christmas last year I got a sweater. This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter."
"I like my science like I like my penises: hard."
"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."