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Joke of the Day

"Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."

"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."

"I would love my job so much more if I didn't have to hide my flask."

"Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account."

"Mondays aren't so bad if you force yourself to have a terrible weekend."

"I keep trying to tell my friend a joke about his broken pencil, but he's missing the point."

"In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands."

"Q: What's green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle."

"Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line"

"What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth."