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Joke of the Day

"Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."

"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."

"Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'"

"""They say children learn by example, even for potty training."" -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn"

"My Black friend was pissed off that he didn't get a job he was totally qualified for so I told him to ""lighten up"" we're no longer friends."

"I await the announcement that Trump's running mate will be Charlie Sheen."

"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three ho's."

"Who was the first female commodore? The Commodore Amiga."

"What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird."