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Joke of the Day
"Stephen Harper"
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"Pizza jokes are all about delivery."
"I wonder if clothes in China say ""made around the corner"""
"What do you call 2 fat people talking? A heavy discussion"
"Patient: Doctor you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want."
"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."
"someone brought a box of lemons to work and emailed out saying ""there's lemons"" and now every one has a lemon on their desk. why"
"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting."
"How many eggs did Kelly Clarkson eat for Easter? All of them. (It's timely if not funny, right?)"
"Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-95. Cutest. Thing. Ever."