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Joke of the Day
"I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season."
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"If I can wear my underwear inside out and backwards all day with no one noticing, how important are they really?"
"I want to meet the actors who get turned down to act in infomercials. Then I would ask them how their brother Alec Baldwin is doing."
"TIFU by burning my post oops, retoast"
"What's better than cheese? A cheese grater"
"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"
"What's a pirate's favourite amino acid? Arrrginine"
"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."
"Some good advice on how to pick up girls Bend at the knees and lift slowly. Avoid turning or twisting your body."
"I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the ""Sunni D"" family"