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Joke of the Day

"There are three things a bride thinks of on her wedding day As she arrives and sees her husband to be.... Aisle Alter Him"

"If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably just pulling your leg"

"""yo Adam, Eve, don't eat from that tree ok?"" ""Why God?"" ""CUZ I INSTALLED THIS SWEET BURGER KING BRO"" ""AW HELL YEAH"" *God & Adam chest bump*"

"If the police ask, I was in my house from 2009 to 2013."

"INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING."

"What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door."

"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"

"When I went to bed last night I had 47,000 followers. Now I have 700. Did I spell something wrong?"

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"

"I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set He told me there would be repercussions"