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Joke of the Day

"""yo Adam, Eve, don't eat from that tree ok?"" ""Why God?"" ""CUZ I INSTALLED THIS SWEET BURGER KING BRO"" ""AW HELL YEAH"" *God & Adam chest bump*"

"Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body."

"You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there? Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today."

"Son, do we have any dopted? Son: What is a dopted? Dad: You are! Son: Ha ha funny one dad.(Sarcastically) Dad: I'm not your dad!"

"Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think were gonna have an indoor baby."

"NICE TO MEAT YOU, I scream as I throw slices of salami at strangers"

"what's the best part about being a man? no ."

"Snake walks into a bar. And the bartender says ''How did you do that?''"

"Who broke into the tampon factory? (warning: offensive) Some bloody cunt."

"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"