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Joke of the Day

"""yo Adam, Eve, don't eat from that tree ok?"" ""Why God?"" ""CUZ I INSTALLED THIS SWEET BURGER KING BRO"" ""AW HELL YEAH"" *God & Adam chest bump*"

"How do you piss off 2 feminazis? Put them in a room with each other"

"What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer? It is to get West Nile in the stew line."

"The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week... Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"

"Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States? Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O"

"I love how Simba acts upset when Mufasa dies as if he didn't just do a choreographed musical number called ""I Just Can't Wait To Be King""."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because... Windows 7 8 9."

"Did you hear about the guy who was convicted for committing lewd acts on fruit at a grocery store? (Mildly NSFW) He got off on a peel."