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Joke of the Day

"When I went to bed last night I had 47,000 followers. Now I have 700. Did I spell something wrong?"

"What are some great video game jokes?"

"Why you shouldn't have sexual intercourse with a citrus fruit.... You may contract lemonaids."

"What is a teenage girl's best friend? Passive-Aggression"

"Why weren't you at the Halloween party? My costume was a black father so I couldn't be there."

"If I was a hot chick. I'd open my legs so wide I'd be able to fit all four of my Ferraris in my snatch."

"I've got two right here for ya Who are the easiest kids to pick on? Orphans. Who are they going to tell, their parents? Jews should feel lucky. They got their grandparents cremated for free!"

"Why did the criminal hide in the roof? It was very Con-Ceiling."

"What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground? Littering."

"What happened to the embarrassed bungalow on the street of two story houses? It got stares."