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Joke of the Day

"""Ed's Plumbing"" Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet ""ok when did your lady drop-"" She didn't ""Sir?"" I hid it in her dessert"

"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor The eye doctor says, ""Sir, you have a cataract"". And the Asian man says, ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental""."

"Teach a man to fish & you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach your kid to make a good martini & you won't give a crap about fish or men."

"Its ridiculous that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his anger issues and not for his amazing & realistic paintings of fake tunnels."

"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"You know what they said about the year old sheep that kept getting into trouble... ...he was a mutton for punishment."

"My favorite criminal intent: Robin Hood camping."

"How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to ""regularly visits song lyrics websites""?"

"In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience."

"My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?"