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Joke of the Day
"How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to ""regularly visits song lyrics websites""?"
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"Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it's given me another reason to stare at their tits."
"knock knock who's there? To To who? AH AH AH, to whom"
"If you like something, don't forget to really oversell it so it can disappoint everyone else."
"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wanted me to drive -The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)"
"Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out? On the Yeast Side."
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A Woman"
"My favorite endangered species is the black NASCAR fan."
"Non-native English speakers are the number one victim... ...of getting punched in the mouse."
"What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia? Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry"