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Joke of the Day
"How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to ""regularly visits song lyrics websites""?"
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"Old joke, now with new offensive punchline. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack while raping a 12 year old Jewish girl."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"
"Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester. When he got his report card, he shouted ""Bs! Not the Bs!"""
"If I ever get married, I'm not wearing white. Nothing to do with the whole virginity thing, and everything to do with being a sloppy eater."
"My 40 time Is about 4.2 gulps"
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
"You can eat gluten-free, organic food without telling everyone at your table."
"Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats"