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Joke of the Day

"You know what they said about the year old sheep that kept getting into trouble... ...he was a mutton for punishment."

"What's the most popular type of car in Turkey? Coupe"

"Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla? He didn't want to taco 'bout it"

"Babe Ruth Walks Into a Bar Bartender says ""Why the Long Balls?"

"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"

"What is the easiest way to know if a rabbit is homosexual? His carrot smells like shit"

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero because it's already lit fam."

"Dad-Son Dad: There's this test we need to go for. Son: You never told me earlier! I'm going to fail now. Dad: It's a DNA test. You have to pass."

"What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator? A caiman like a wrecking ball."

"*breaks into your house at night* *finds your bedroom* *blows on you til you wake up* HI I'M CHET CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A SECURITY SYSTEM?"