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Joke of the Day

"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor The eye doctor says, ""Sir, you have a cataract"". And the Asian man says, ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental""."

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Thought I would join the circlejerk."

"The 11th commandment was, ""Talk shit, get hit"" but God totally didn't have enough room on those stone things, so, like, yeah."

"The inventor of AutoCorrect... ...is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off."

"What the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point."

"An app like Tinder that can find me episodes of Law & Order SVU I haven't seen."

"Jesus walks into a bar... and orders a water. Bartender says ""Not this shit again Jesus."""

"My Mexican teacher asked for a 2 page essay, he wasn't happy when I brought him Juan. Thought this up in the car and thought the nice people of the Internet would want to know :)"

"What takes up 12 parking spaces? Six women drivers."

"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."