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Joke of the Day

"Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote? They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting."

"I dont know why its called kidnapping, Ive never got one of those little bastards to fall asleep"

"A Canadian walks into a bar has a drink, pays his tab, and leaves."

"What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella"

"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."

"Just once, I'd like to open up my refrigerator and find cartoon versions of my favorite foods arguing over which one of them is healthier."

"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"

"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."

"Why can't midgets be accountants? Because they always come up short."

"Breaking: Man takes longer to find emoji than it would have taken him to find words that convey what he wanted."