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Joke of the Day
"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."
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"What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !"
"I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my ""before"" picture."
"I have invented a revolutionary drug that can cure third-world hunger... Just take one little pill with a meal 3x per day."
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other, ""Something smells a bit fishy!"""
"What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery."
"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."
"Wrong womam or wrong finger? Funny Joke A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."
"Doctor: You're obese. Patient: ***Doctor: You're obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. Doctor: You're quite ugly, too.***"
"[2 dogs eating dinner] ""u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great"" [stops chewing] ""why does this taste like chocolate"""