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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that does magic? A labracadabrador"
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"I had sex with both of the Olsen twins. But that was before they were famous."
"If I get kidnapped, I'll sing Christmas songs until they hang themselves."
"This, being a gentleman thing really works. Women just fall for me when I offer them my handkerchief. Sure it's dabbed in chloroform..."
"*points at houseplant* no, YOU have a drinking problem!!"
"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."
"Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead."
"What do you call a large group of people who spit on others? The Salivation Army."
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"Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!"