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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that does magic? A labracadabrador"
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"Finding out your ex has a bad life is like finding 100 $ in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."
"What do you call a bull that masturbates? Beef Jerky."
"Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like ""happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"""
"Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza? Because it was on the house."
"Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas because he held up the whole world !"
"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"
"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"
"So I knew this lady, and even though she was a Prostitute..... She had the Prettiest face I ever came across."
"How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet."