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Joke of the Day
"If I get kidnapped, I'll sing Christmas songs until they hang themselves."
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"You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring"
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months."
"Judge: order in the court, ORDER IN THE COURT Me on the witness stand:*lips pressed against the mic* 2 hot dogs and a milkshake, your honor"
"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."
"I usually make it to the ATM just behind the guy who's using it to refinance his home loan."
"I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!"
"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"
"Have you heard that rumour about butter? I probably shouldn't spread it."
"Give a toddler a crayon and he will eat that crayon. Teach him how to color and he will eat more crayons."