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Joke of the Day
"*points at houseplant* no, YOU have a drinking problem!!"
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"If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife."
"I was blessed with a rather large penis. That's when my local priest was arrested."
"""And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want! Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!"" - Cat game shows"
"Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail"
"People who live in glass houses Should pull the blinds before removing their trousers."
"My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it."
"For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are amazing."
"Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our shittiest table."
"What is Juan's favorite book to read? Tequila Mockingbird"