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Joke of the Day

"This, being a gentleman thing really works. Women just fall for me when I offer them my handkerchief. Sure it's dabbed in chloroform..."

"What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!"

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? One snatches watches and the other..."

"Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

"It's time to go to bed when you type the name of the website you are already looking at into your browser."

"A gunmen shoots up a clothing store.. So many casual tee's"

"A little boy and a little girl are having a bath... When the little girl looks down at the little boy's crotch and notices his penis. ""Can I touch it?"" She asks him. ""No! You already broke yours off!"""

"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."

"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"