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Joke of the Day
"There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose."
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"I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my ""before"" picture."
"Most suitable joke for reddit [deleted]"
"I hate how people treat amputees differently. Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person."
"Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"Q. What's pink and fluffy? A. Pink fluff. Q. What's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding its breath Q. What's green and fluffy? A. Moss."
"Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!"
"A cowboy walks into a German car convention... He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her and says, ""Audi"""
"Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole? Because Donald ducked."
"What do you call a fish with diarrhea? A Pooper Grouper!!!!!"